Make Mine a Pilsner

Last Friday night I was out in the town – me and the boys we were acting like clowns

So I went up to the bar and I bought us a round, and there was one for everyone

There were 12 shots of fishermans and 12 beers

We raised our glasses and we shouted “Cheers!”

And down our necks the liquid dissappeared

And now it’s time for another one

 

Make mine a pilsner Make mine a pilsner

Make mine a pilsner if you’re going to the bar

Make mine a pilsner Make mine a pilsner

Make mine a pilsner and a fishermans shot

I’d get it myself but I left my money in the car

Make mine a pilsner if you’re going to the bar 

 

Now the very next day, or should I say night, Bobby and Jim got into a fight

So I tried to calm them down with some liquid delight, and there was one for everyone

There were 12 sambucas and 12 beers

We raised our glasses and we shouted “Cheers!”

And down our necks the liquid dissappeared

And now it’s time for another one

 

Make mine a pilsner Make mine a pilsner

Make mine a pilsner if you’re going to the bar

Make mine a pilsner Make mine a pilsner

Make mine a pilsner, a sambuca and a fishermans shot

I’d get it myself but I’m standing here playing guitar

Make mine a pilsner if you’re going to the bar

 

I grabbed this girl and took her to the dancefloor

She looked a whole lot fitter than she’d done before

After a gallon of beer she looked the perfect score

And there was one for everyone

There were 12 tequilas and 12 beers

We raised our glasses and we shouted “Cheers!”

And down our necks the liquid dissappeared

And now it’s time for another one

 

Make mine a pilsner Make mine a pilsner

Make mine a pilsner if you’re going to the bar

Make mine a pilsner Make mine a pilsner

Make mine a pilsner, a tequila, a sambuca and a fishermans shot

I’d get it myself but I don’t think I can make it that far

Make mine a pilsner if you’re going to the bar